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I told him, "I can't speak English, thank you for the present." Do you have navy? _yes _no

I told him,

I said I wanted another dog he said to get out the clippers

I said I wanted another  dog he said to get out the clippers   Redditors Wife

He says he reads r/sex to improve our sex life He masturbates while reading that

He says he reads r/sex to improve our sex life He masturbates while reading that  Redditors Wife

Tell him our bank account was hacked Says he's never seen code like this, Tells Me to unplug monitor

Tell him our bank account was hacked  Says he's never seen code like this, Tells Me to unplug monitor   Redditors Wife

Somebody used a meme wrong. He has to correct them.

Somebody used a meme wrong. He has to correct them.  Redditors Wife

asked him to discuss how to name our new baby he said: "why not zoidberg?"

asked him to discuss how to name our new baby he said:

I asked him why he bit his finger off He said "I thought my brain would protect me."

I asked him why he bit his finger off He said

I asked him if he needed company He pointed at the dog and said "nope"

I asked him if he needed company He pointed at the dog and said

I TOLD HIM TO QUIT SMOKING CIGARS HE TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF

I TOLD HIM TO QUIT SMOKING CIGARS HE TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he didn't get me anything for Christmas He said he was a baller on a budget

I asked him why he didn't get me anything for Christmas He said he was a baller on a budget  Redditors Wife
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