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Redditors Wife

I told him to get off the computer and make love with me He said "No, you're not my mom!"

I told him to get off the computer and make love with me He said
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he finally got off the internet To get the newspaper with that photogenic guy in it

he finally got off the internet To get the newspaper with that photogenic guy in it Redditors Wife
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I hugged him He punched me and said "wrong guy"

I hugged him He punched me and said
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I asked him if he liked my hair he yelled lettuce and tomatoes

I asked him if he liked my hair he yelled lettuce and tomatoes Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to go to the shooting range he said he'll bring the guitar

I asked if he wanted to go to the shooting range he said he'll bring the guitar Redditors Wife
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He said he got me a valentines present that represents our love he handed me a nokia phone

He said he got me a valentines present that represents our love he handed me a nokia phone Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he got so much bread he said "because it sucks dick"

I asked him why he got so much bread he said
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I told him we should get matching tattoos He mumbled something about flying a kite during a thunderstorm

I told him we should get matching tattoos He mumbled something about flying a kite during a thunderstorm Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he wouldn't come to bed Sorry honey, too busy looking at pictures of this ridiculously photogenic guy

I asked him why he wouldn't come to bed Sorry honey, too busy looking at pictures of this ridiculously photogenic guy Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to come to bed and make some original content No Karma for self-posts

I asked if he wanted to come to bed and make some original content No Karma for self-posts Redditors Wife
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