Redditors Wife

I told him "I'm pregnant" he said "you're interrupting my Battlefield 3 BETA"

I told him

Oh yes! Just Like That. Oh my sweet baby jesus once more? i cant wait to hit that. Colin! I thought you stopped playing WOW!

Oh yes! Just Like That. Oh my sweet baby jesus once more? i cant wait to hit that. Colin! I thought you stopped playing WOW!  Redditors Wife

Makes a joke on his facebook status about him slacking off at work when he is. Responds with sexist star trek refernce

Makes a joke on his facebook status about him slacking off at work when he is. Responds with sexist star trek refernce   Redditors Wife

I asked him if I could wear his shirt He said yes and peed on mine

I asked him if I could wear his shirt He said yes and peed on mine  Redditors Wife

Asks what he wants for dinner A Goblet of Pizza Rolls

Asks what he wants for dinner A Goblet of Pizza Rolls  Redditors Wife

He said he wouldn't acknowledge my pregnancy until he actually saw a baby coming out of me

He said he wouldn't acknowledge my pregnancy until he actually saw a baby coming out of me  Redditors Wife

asked if i could be his whore karma is my whore!

asked if i could be his whore karma is my whore!  Redditors Wife

I begged him to make a booty call he shoved his cell phone up his ass

I begged him to make a booty call he shoved his cell phone up his ass  Redditors Wife

Finally decides to ride me Ends up breaking my ankle and shooting me

Finally decides to ride me Ends up breaking my ankle and shooting me  Redditors Wife

i told him i was so horny i wanted to rape him. he told me he's not a real man.

i told him i was so horny i wanted to rape him. he told me he's not a real man.  Redditors Wife
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