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i showed him my new tattoo he said i didn't get struck by lightning

i showed him my new tattoo he said i didn't get struck by lightning   Redditors Wife

I asked him why he broke up with me. He said that my smell just wasn't the smell for him.

I asked him why he broke up with me. He said that my smell just wasn't the smell for him.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Collarborize Classrooms due in 5 minutes

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I asked him for a cuddle He asked me whether I wanted a game of butt

I asked him for a cuddle He asked me whether I wanted a game of butt  Redditors Wife

when i ask him to come upstairs he says "huh?" He says he's trying to get in an at&t commercial

when i ask him to come upstairs he says

2 Am. he's laughing at frogs 3 am. still laughing at frogs

2 Am. he's laughing at frogs 3 am. still laughing at frogs  Redditors Wife

He wants me to masturbate him While he's browsing Gonewild

He wants me to masturbate him While he's browsing Gonewild  Redditors Wife

i asked him to have sex he asked where my socks were

i asked him to have sex he asked where my socks were  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he would go to my sister's birthday party he asked if there would be hockey

i asked him if he would go to my sister's birthday party he asked if there would be hockey  Redditors Wife

I asked Him to come to bed. He said, "Who are you to ask me that Stacy?! This meme is not for YOU! You said NOOOOO!! You said no."

I asked Him to come to bed. He said,
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