Redditors Wife

I asked him for chocolate he threw me one bar and said it should last me for the rest of my life

I asked him for chocolate he threw me one bar and said it should last me for the rest of my life  Redditors Wife

I asked if he would like to travel HE said none of our neighbours have gnomes

I asked if he would like to travel  HE said none of our neighbours have gnomes  Redditors Wife

I said to come to bed wash the coverlet Caption 3 goes here

I said to come to bed wash the coverlet Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

Asks for a new kitten for karma We need to do anal first

Asks for a new kitten for karma We need to do anal first  Redditors Wife

I bought him some bottled beers He said he needed cans

I bought him some bottled beers He said he needed cans  Redditors Wife

Told him I had a rough day at work "Fuck it! Become a drug dealer!"

Told him I had a rough day at work

I told him I wanted to have a baby Better practice swallowing

I told him I wanted to have a baby Better practice swallowing  Redditors Wife

I told him I'm going to get a treatment for wrinkles he said he can give me the only facial I need

I told him I'm going to get a treatment for wrinkles he said he can give me the only facial I need  Redditors Wife

I asked him where my expensive camera was He said he knocked it over and broke it trying to get a picture to the front page

I asked him where my expensive camera was He said he knocked it over and broke it trying to get a picture to the front page  Redditors Wife

I said i'm not in the mood he looked me in the eye and said "Wololo wololo"

I said i'm not in the mood he looked me in the eye and said
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