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We were supposed to have a special night of love He said Only if we could put the bed in the kitchen

We were supposed to have a special night of love He said Only if we could put the bed in the kitchen  Redditors Wife

I asked him what kind of dirty talk turns him on "fuck my drift wood!"

I asked him what kind of dirty talk turns him on

I Was scared there was a Raccoon in the house he shouted at me to get the camera

I Was scared there was a Raccoon in the house he shouted at me to get the camera  Redditors Wife

I told him i want to have sex He said you don't have a horse vagina Caption 3 goes here

I told him i want to have sex He said you don't have a horse vagina Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

22nd Birthday He says, "Check out them dubs."

22nd Birthday He says,

Steve, stop e-mailing me these stupid memes aw come on, humor me :)

Steve, stop e-mailing me these stupid memes aw come on, humor me :)
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I asked him where the hammer was He said he'd help find it when he was done with minecraft

I asked him where the hammer was He said he'd help find it when he was done with minecraft  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said whatever will make him fart the most

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said whatever will make him fart the most  Redditors Wife

"I asked why he bought so much coconut water" "He said I'd be used to the taste"

Oh, you're sad we broke up? 'Liking' nudes on Instagram really conveys that.

Oh, you're sad we broke up? 'Liking' nudes on Instagram really conveys that.  Redditors Wife
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