Redditors Wife

I asked why he was parked so close to a fallen tree He said that he needed karma

I asked why he was parked so close to a fallen tree He said that he needed karma  Redditors Wife

Does this dress make me look fat? No, but your cyst does.

Does this dress make me look fat? No, but your cyst does.  Redditors Wife

I asked him why our daughter's friends don't come over anymore He said she's been dead for 15 years.

I asked him why our daughter's friends don't come over anymore He said she's been dead for 15 years.  Redditors Wife

I told him my bad puns were better He said "Toucan plan that game"

I told him my bad puns were better He said

Asked him to come to bed and stuff my pussy real good... He told me to call Chuck Testa.

Asked him to come to bed and stuff my pussy real good... He told me to call Chuck Testa.  Redditors Wife

I baked Him cookies He said he's watching the war between America and Britain

I baked Him cookies He said he's watching the war between America and Britain  Redditors Wife

I told him it was Shark Week He told me he was going to enjoy the blow jobs.

I told him it was Shark Week He told me he was going to enjoy the blow jobs.  Redditors Wife

I told him our marriage is over he shoved my head in the sink

I told him our marriage is over he shoved my head in the sink   Redditors Wife

I asked him to go buy groceries He came back with a lifetime box of toasted ants

I asked him to go buy groceries   He came back with a lifetime box of toasted ants  Redditors Wife

i ask him if he wants a captain america cake for his birthday he said: "Im not gonna fell for that"

i ask him if he wants a captain america cake for his birthday he said:
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