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i told him to come have a shower with me he told me to stop fixing his shower

i told him to come have a shower with me he told me to stop fixing his shower Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he had so many empty bottles of lotion He said he had to masturbate 1537 times

I asked him why he had so many empty bottles of lotion He said he had to masturbate 1537 times Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He said "I have to come up with the perfect question for Louis CK"

I asked him to come to bed He said
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I wanted to give him a hand job he said I have too many fingers

I wanted to give him a hand job he said I have too many fingers Redditors Wife
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I WANTED TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER HE WOULD RATHER USE THE COMPUTER

I WANTED TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER HE WOULD RATHER USE THE COMPUTER Redditors Wife
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He said he wants to adopt a cute baby animal for the karma We already have 6 puppies, 4 kittens, and a sloth

He said he wants to adopt a cute baby animal for the karma We already have 6 puppies, 4 kittens, and a sloth Redditors Wife
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whenever i say something funny all he says is i wish sidt was here

whenever i say something funny all he says is i wish sidt was here Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he did at work today He said "huh?"

I asked him what he did at work today He said
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Told him to "be ready" and offered to go get the condoms He set me out on a treasure hunt

Told him to
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I asked him if he wanted to watch the Simpsons He said, "sure, I'll find a zucchini"

I asked him if he wanted to watch the Simpsons He said,
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