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i told my husband to stop illegally downloading movies or i would call the police he says the inmates are better looking than i am

i told my husband to stop illegally downloading movies or i would call the police he says the inmates are better looking than i am  Redditors Wife

I told him i wanted to go dancing he said i wasn't spill-proof beer

I told him i wanted to go dancing he said i wasn't 
spill-proof beer  Redditors Wife

I scratched the stickers on his desk He told me i was ruining the microencapsulation

I scratched the stickers on his desk He told me i was ruining the microencapsulation   Redditors Wife

I thought sparky was still alive Nope! Chuck testa

I thought sparky was still alive Nope! 
Chuck testa  Redditors Wife

He walked in on me Masturbating Told the internet it went 'Okay'

He walked in on me Masturbating Told the internet it went 'Okay'  Redditors Wife

I told him I needed wrinkle cream "Come here I'll jizz on your face"

I told him I needed wrinkle cream

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said i need to kill 10 billion isk

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said i need to kill 10 billion isk  Redditors Wife

He promised to build me a home so he built one in minecraft

He promised to build me a home so he built one in minecraft  Redditors Wife

I asked if he remembered the day we got married he ignored me and made it into a 'oh god why' comic

I asked if he remembered the day we got married he ignored me and made it into a 'oh god why' comic  Redditors Wife

I asked him how to pronounce Jeff Goldblum's name He said how dare you speak of him

I asked him how to pronounce Jeff Goldblum's name He said how dare you speak of him  Redditors Wife
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