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Redditors Wife

i asked him if he would give me a massage he told me to go get the hot wheels

i asked him if he would give me a massage he told me to go get the hot wheels Redditors Wife
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i told him he forgot my birthday he said there was no cake next to my name

i told him he forgot my birthday he said there was no cake next to my name Redditors Wife
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I asked to have sex He told me to examine his prostate

I asked to have sex He told me to examine his prostate Redditors Wife
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he told me he was going to wall stret to protest we dont live in new york

he told me he was going to wall stret to protest we dont live in new york Redditors Wife
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he was frustrated so i gave him a handjob "that's not how mum used to do it"

he was frustrated so i gave him a handjob
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I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom He said "I'll get the honey"

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom He said
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I say "Come to bed for some sexy time" He says "Nope, Chuck Testa"

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Booty calls his wife It was an accident

Booty calls his wife It was an accident Redditors Wife
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I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A BLOWJOB HE MUMBLED SOMETING ABOUT BURNING A SCHAMPOO BOTTLE

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A BLOWJOB HE MUMBLED SOMETING ABOUT BURNING A SCHAMPOO BOTTLE Redditors Wife
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Asked if he wanted to go to the pub Said he'd rather sand my legs...

Asked if he wanted to go to the pub Said he'd rather sand my legs... Redditors Wife
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