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Redditors Wife

I asked him what the pot of dirt was for he said we needed a new pet

I asked him what the pot of dirt was for he said we needed a new pet Redditors Wife
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I asked him to help with our daughters hair he told me to get the vacuum

I asked him to help with our daughters hair he told me to get the vacuum Redditors Wife
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I told him to sleep on the couch he went to the gym

I told him to sleep on the couch he went to the gym Redditors Wife
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Asked him to read a book with me He called me a fungus junkie

Asked him to read a book with me He called me a fungus junkie Redditors Wife
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Asked if he had a condom tied an old towel around his dick and said he was 'going green'

Asked if he had a condom tied an old towel around his dick and said he was 'going green' Redditors Wife
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I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grow a second vagina

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grow a second vagina Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he didn't remember my birthday He said only guys in the friendzone are big enough suckers to do that.

I asked him why he didn't remember my birthday He said only guys in the friendzone are big enough suckers to do that. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed for sexy time... he said to wait until the 18th, he wont have anything else to do.

I asked him to come to bed for sexy time... he said to wait until the 18th, he wont have anything else to do. Redditors Wife
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I want cornflakes.. ..but he hides the milk.

I want cornflakes.. ..but he hides the milk. Redditors Wife
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Can't seem to get any karma "hey honey let me borrow your wedding ring"

Can't seem to get any karma
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