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Redditors Wife

I asked him if a banana would explode if you tossed it in a pool He said "I don't know Ted, why dont you try it"

I asked him if a banana would explode if you tossed it in a pool He said
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I asked him if he wanted a blowjob this morning He said no because he wasn't "Fresh"

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob this morning He said no because he wasn't
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Asked if I could come over and see him He said the monthly traffic was exceeded

Asked if I could come over and see him He said the monthly traffic was exceeded Redditors Wife
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he told me i was cute then said it was his accomplishment for the day

he told me i was cute then said it was his accomplishment for the day Redditors Wife
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i know he needs me because he calls to me to switch on the light so he can wipe his ass

i know he needs me because he calls to me to switch on the light so he can wipe his ass Redditors Wife
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I ASKED HIM where he wanted to vacation "north korea"

I ASKED HIM where he wanted to vacation
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I asked him where the gum was He asked me if I knew how impractical a wallet is

I asked him where the gum was He asked me if I knew how impractical a wallet is Redditors Wife
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Followed Boss's Movie Recommendation grounds for divorce

Followed Boss's Movie Recommendation grounds for divorce Redditors Wife
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I told him that when I was a teenage girl I watched my mother get murdered He just said "Repost"

I told him that when I was a teenage girl I watched my mother get murdered He just said
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fridge is full of eggs I can't find the fucking tylenol

fridge is full of eggs I can't find the fucking tylenol Redditors Wife
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