Redditors Wife

Honey it hurts to see you use internet explorer all the time Mmmmmpppfffffff

Honey it hurts to see you use internet explorer all the time Mmmmmpppfffffff  Redditors Wife

Things have changed now that Reddit is around I wish he would upvote my vagina

Things have changed now that Reddit is around I wish he would upvote my vagina  Redditors Wife

"Honey, stop googling maruthi and come to bed" I need to find him. that cake was damn good.

I told him my mother was coming to visit tits or gtfo

I told him my mother was coming to visit tits or gtfo  Redditors Wife

I asked him to pour me a glass of milk milk now covers the kitchen floor

I asked him to pour me a glass of milk milk now covers the kitchen floor  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was gluing googly eyes to the wall He said "Earthquake detection kit"

I asked him why he was gluing googly eyes to the wall He said

I said I wanted to try anal sex He said he wasn't looking to get a tape worm

I said I wanted to try anal sex He said he wasn't looking to get a tape worm  Redditors Wife

The only time he ever wants to cuddle is after he browses r/NoSleep

The only time he ever wants to cuddle is after he browses r/NoSleep  Redditors Wife

SUICIDE GIRLS MY ASS!!! I'VE GOT A TINKERBELL TATTOO ON MY ANKLE

SUICIDE GIRLS MY ASS!!! I'VE GOT A TINKERBELL TATTOO ON MY ANKLE  Redditors Wife

I made him a watercolour painting He told me it wasn't shitty enough

I made him a watercolour painting He told me it wasn't shitty enough  Redditors Wife
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