Redditors Wife

I told him that my body was his for the taking He told me that he'll just fap in the corner during an orgy later

I told him that my body was his for the taking He told me that he'll just fap in the corner during an orgy later  Redditors Wife

He told me to take off my shrit Then he gave me spoons

He told me to take off my shrit Then he gave me spoons  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said all the bananas on the banana tree

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said all the bananas on the banana tree  Redditors Wife

I dressed up like sexy Princess Leia He ran out to buy me a banana hanger for my earmuffs.

I dressed up like sexy      Princess Leia He ran out to buy me a banana hanger for my earmuffs.  Redditors Wife

"Son, I have taught you well."

Maybe If I Join We will have something to talk about.

Maybe If I Join We will have something to talk about.  Redditors Wife

I told him i cared about him and that he was a good man. "i don't feel comfortable seeing you anymore."

I told him i cared about him and that he was a good man.

I asked him to buy us milk and bread Brings home a van full of stones.

I asked him to buy us milk and bread Brings home a van full of stones.  Redditors Wife

I told him i found his phone he told me there better be nudes on it

I told him i found his phone he told me there better be nudes on it  Redditors Wife

just had sex.. get on reddit lol at reddit wife meme.. gf "what u laughing at?" realize irony of situation

just had sex.. get on reddit lol at reddit wife meme.. 
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