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Redditors Wife

I asked him to make love to me He said he's training to be a wizard

I asked him to make love to me He said he's training to be a wizard Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could go to the beach He said "Death Valley"

I asked him if we could go to the beach He said
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i finally agreed to toss his salad now i've got worms in my mouth

i finally agreed to toss his salad now i've got worms in my mouth Redditors Wife
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stays up all night just to pick classes finds out that MCPHS has already done so

stays up all night just to pick classes finds out that MCPHS has already done so Redditors Wife
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He bought a box of a tampons for himself "These should cheer me up"

He bought a box of a tampons for himself
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I asked him if he heard something. He said it didn't mattress.

I asked him if he heard something. He said it didn't mattress. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to take the dog for a walk He put him in the sink instead

I asked him to take the dog for a walk He put him in the sink instead Redditors Wife
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I asked him to vaccuum the garage. He said "Tits or gtfo."

I asked him to vaccuum the garage. He said
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You quit your job down at the factory Yes... They refused to pay me my weight in sapphires

You quit your job down at the factory Yes... They refused to pay me my weight in sapphires Redditors Wife
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I asked him where my contacts were He said they tasted mildly salty

I asked him where my contacts were He said they tasted mildly salty Redditors Wife
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