Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted to have sex he said he was busy painting a snail

i asked if he wanted to have sex he said he was busy painting a snail  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was taking pictures of all the food He said he wanted to be on the front page

I asked him why he was taking pictures of all the food He said he wanted to be on the front page  Redditors Wife

Told him to get off of reddit. he said "huh?"

Told him to get off of reddit. he said

I asked to borrow his phone he ran away

I asked to borrow his phone he ran away  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed "Not now. drawing circles"

I asked him to come to bed

lord please post a pic of his car at tuner evolution so he can come to bed

lord please post a pic of his car at tuner evolution so he can come to bed  Redditors Wife

" I need advice." " I'm not a mallard."

I asked if I could go shopping He told me to talk to the dog

I asked if I could go shopping He told me to talk to the dog  Redditors Wife

I showed him a funny picture "Oh my dog tart was Joseph"

I showed him a funny picture

I told him I wanted to be a train conductor He said I would probably crash into a house

I told him I wanted to be a train conductor He said I would probably crash into a house  Redditors Wife
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