Redditors Wife

I made him a delicious salad for lunch He said he doesn't want to shit his pants.

I made him a delicious salad for lunch He said he doesn't want to shit his pants.  Redditors Wife

Why won't he get off the computer So I can browse reddit

Why won't he get off the computer So I can browse reddit 
  Redditors Wife

I told him I quit smoking He told me to stop wasting water.

I told him I quit smoking He told me to stop wasting water.  Redditors Wife

I ask a normal question "FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT LOLOL"

I ask a normal question

Told him he had a small penis... Then I woke up shitting marbles

Told him he had a small penis... Then I woke up 
shitting marbles  Redditors Wife

i asked if he'd forgive me for fighting he said I have to shit myself first

i asked if he'd forgive me for fighting he said I have to shit myself first  Redditors Wife

I asked him something He replied with some Reddit joke I didn't understand and wouldn't have found funny anyway

I asked him something He replied with some Reddit joke I didn't understand and wouldn't have found funny anyway  Redditors Wife

"Sorry I said to stack on scorpions." "Fuck you now the whole raid is dead."

the Doctor Gave me Prednesone the fridge is always empty

the Doctor Gave me Prednesone the fridge is always empty  Redditors Wife

Gets skyrim with me never fucking talks to me ever again

Gets skyrim with me never fucking talks to me ever again  Redditors Wife
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