Redditors Wife

I called the repair man to fix my pc but offered him sex instead He said "not til reddit's working again"

I called the repair man to fix my pc but offered him sex instead He said

I ask him why he never helps with the dishes He said he doesn't want to quit just yet

I ask him why he never helps with the dishes He said he doesn't want to quit just yet  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he doesn't have sex with me He said "Only one vagina"

I asked him why he doesn't have sex with me He said

Offered to show him what's under my pajamas He said he was already looking at boobees

Offered to show him what's under my pajamas He said he was already looking at boobees  Redditors Wife

I hoped he would propose using Memes Instead he proposed on r/trees

I hoped he would propose using Memes Instead he proposed on r/trees  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was making Doritos he said he was trying to make gold

I asked him why he was making Doritos he said he was trying to make gold  Redditors Wife

"you want pasta for dinner, or mexican?" "fuck yeah"

All I wanted for Valentine's day... Was for him to get off reddit

All I wanted for Valentine's day... Was for him to get off reddit  Redditors Wife

I had a missed carriage op failed to deliver

I had a missed carriage op failed to deliver  Redditors Wife

i'd already be in bed if you performed like phish did on friday nights

i'd already be in bed if you performed like phish did on friday nights  Redditors Wife
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