Redditors Wife

I told him i was cheating on him all he said was "that's a paddlin'"

I told him i was cheating on him all he said was

I pack him a nice lunch "Wow i'm gonna get so much karma"

I pack him a nice lunch

"Its late, come to bed" "sorry must watch the steam sale"

I asked him to come to bed all he said was "Dolphins"

I asked him to come to bed all he said was

All I did was ask if he wanted some vanilla ice cream. He starts raging about beaver ass!

All I did was ask if he wanted some vanilla ice cream. He starts raging about beaver ass!  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he wanted the duct tape and the garden hose He said we were going camping

I asked him why he wanted the duct tape and the garden hose He said we were 
going camping  Redditors Wife

tried to make small talk after sex only talked about karma

tried to make small talk after sex only talked about karma  Redditors Wife

I walked in the room to see what he was up to he had pantyhose on his head twirling a ball

I walked in the room to see what he was up to he had pantyhose on his head twirling a ball  Redditors Wife

Says she wants to feel good between the legs buys her shower gel

Says she wants to feel good between the legs buys her shower gel  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could get a trampoline He said he didn't want to attract goats

I asked if we could get a trampoline  He said he didn't want to attract goats   Redditors Wife
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