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I told him I had sex w/ a black guy before we met he is googling divorce attorneys

I told him I had sex w/ a black guy before we met he is googling divorce attorneys Redditors Wife
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i asked him to clean the house he called me a slut

i asked him to clean the house he called me a slut Redditors Wife
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asked him to kill a spider in the bathroom set the house on fire

asked him to kill a spider in the bathroom set the house on fire Redditors Wife
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I tried to engange him in pillow talk He said "Doesn't matter, had sex"

I tried to engange him in pillow talk He said
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I asked him why the bank account is empty He said he donated it all for upvotes

I asked him why the bank account is empty He said he donated it all for upvotes Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to come to bed with me he asked what percentage of my body was water

I asked him if he wanted to come to bed with me he asked what percentage of my body was water Redditors Wife
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I asked him for the new adobe suite He printed out a photo of some tiny shop for the 15th time.

I asked him for the new adobe suite He printed out a photo of some tiny shop for the 15th time. Redditors Wife
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I told him he dropped something in the hallway he said it was his "lucky rock"

I told him he dropped something in the hallway he said it was his
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I offered him a handjob He said "how many fingers do you have?"

I offered him a handjob He said
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He thought I said "aural" sex apparently were just going to "talk" about it.

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