Redditors Wife

Cheated on him He shit in my pillowcase

Cheated on him He shit in my pillowcase  Redditors Wife

i want to tell him that i'm pregnant. he says, "Not now. I'm on the front page."

i want to tell him that i'm pregnant. he says,

He told me a joke I told him to fuck me in the ass.

He told me a joke I told him to fuck me in the ass.  Redditors Wife

I sent him an email today telling him how much I loved and appreciated him. His response? "TL;DR"

I sent him an email today telling him how much I loved and appreciated him. His response?

Sends Valentine's E-Card Link leads to Picture of a spider

Sends Valentine's E-Card Link leads to Picture of a spider  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM WE SHOULD UPGRADE from that imac He said that would ruin the meme

I TOLD HIM WE SHOULD UPGRADE from that imac He said that would ruin the meme  Redditors Wife

I asked him why our wedding album was warped and in a bag of rice he said "never trust what you read on the internet"

I asked him why our wedding album was warped and in a bag of rice he said

I asked him to come to bes so that we could have sex He said that he had to wait for the WIFI to finish killing his sperm first.

I asked him to come to bes so that we could have sex He said that he had to wait for the WIFI to finish killing his sperm first.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to see things from my point of view He stuck his head in the sand

I asked him to see things from my point of view He stuck his head in the sand  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to watch a Christmas movie. He said "Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker!"

I asked him if he wanted to watch a Christmas movie. He said
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