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I sent him a picture of our daughter in the morning he said it would make a great meme

I sent him a picture of our daughter in the morning he said it would make a great meme  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to get pregnant He told me to eat more watermelon seeds

I told him I wanted to get pregnant He told me to eat more watermelon seeds  Redditors Wife

I told him to quit smoking He said that he needed them incase of wasps

I told him to quit smoking He said that he needed them incase of wasps  Redditors Wife

Hey, honey, when you're done watching that tentacle henti movie, you wanna sodomize me against my will again?

Hey, honey, when you're done watching that tentacle henti movie, you wanna sodomize me against my will again?  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed. He said he had to make a koala.

I asked him to come to bed. He said he had to make a koala.  Redditors Wife

I asked what fantasies he had He said "Pretend to be my mom and make a meme of something"

I asked what fantasies he had He said

Hey, babe, come to bed now? No, Ichigo is online. Caption 3 goes here

Hey, babe, come to bed now? No, Ichigo is online. Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

the house is on fire ...try this on for size, asshole.

the house is on fire ...try this on for size, asshole.  Redditors Wife

Apparently there's something new on Reddit Willy Wonka told him to make a meme about it

Apparently there's something new on Reddit Willy Wonka told him to make a meme about it  Redditors Wife

Ask him what he wants his burger like he says alaska

Ask him what he wants his burger like he says alaska  Redditors Wife
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