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We were doing it doggy style then he started eating me out I farted in his face

We were doing it doggy style then he started eating me out I farted in his face  Redditors Wife

excuse me but i booked this computer... and your point is?

excuse me but i booked this computer... and your point is?  Redditors Wife

Boyfriend makes valentines day card in minecraft I miss nerd already...

Boyfriend makes valentines day card in minecraft I miss nerd already...  Redditors Wife

I asked him to drive the kids to school He said we should move to Nevada

I asked him to drive the kids to school He said we should move to Nevada  Redditors Wife

I framed our wedding photo and hung it on the wall he replaced it with an ms paint picture of morgan freeman

I framed our wedding photo and hung it on the wall he replaced it with an ms paint picture of morgan freeman  Redditors Wife

i asked him who was at the door he just mumbled something about humpty and started seizuring

i asked him who was at the door he just mumbled something about humpty and started seizuring  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for dinner He yelled out "Burritos" and then ran to get his keys

I asked him what he wanted for dinner He yelled out

He took all my leopard print And went hunting

He took all my leopard print And went hunting  Redditors Wife

i told him to masterbate to something hot this is what i get,"bitch"

i told him to masterbate to something hot this is what i get,

told him that my mother died lol shes feeding

told him that my mother died lol shes feeding  Redditors Wife
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