Redditors Wife

We were inseparable at age 3 He hasn't taken me on holiday since

We were inseparable at age 3 He hasn't taken me on holiday since  Redditors Wife

I asked him why there was sand in our bed He said, "I heard you missed the beach, dawg."

I asked him why there was sand in our bed He said,

I asked him why he was typing green on a browser window He said he was hacking

I asked him why he was typing green on a browser window He said he was hacking  Redditors Wife

we tried having sex last night he stopped half way and told me to go learn swedish

we tried having sex last night he stopped half way and told me to go learn swedish  Redditors Wife

Pa mama kepengen anak kembar Copy paste aja ma

Pa mama kepengen anak kembar Copy paste aja ma  Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed He said "only if i get a pinkey's special"

I told him to come to bed He said

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob he said he wasn't koalafied

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob he said he wasn't koalafied  Redditors Wife

Told him I was a Redditor too Made me do his AMA

Told him I was a Redditor too Made me do his AMA  Redditors Wife

i said you're going to be late for work he said "i'm protesting"

i said  you're going to be late for work he said

I texted him a love message he texted back "welcome to cat facts!!"

I texted him a love message he texted back
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