Redditors Wife

Saved 15% on my car insurance switching to Geico Still can't afford the mortgage

Saved 15% on my car insurance switching to Geico Still can't afford the mortgage  Redditors Wife

I Wanted hot phone sex He microwaved his cell phone and used as a vibrator

I Wanted hot phone sex He microwaved his cell phone and used as a vibrator  Redditors Wife

i asked him to take me back "too late,i already chopped my hair off"

i asked him to take me back

I asked if I could have a turn on the computer He replied "annoying facebook mom"

I asked if I could have a turn on the computer He replied

he spends 800$ ON EX GIRLFRIEND HE'S STILL NOT GETTING LAID

he spends 800$ ON EX GIRLFRIEND HE'S STILL NOT GETTING LAID  Redditors Wife

I told him i loved him He called me a periwinkle scum

I told him i loved him He called me a periwinkle scum  Redditors Wife

Its 3 AM come to bed I have work to do woman

Its 3 AM come to bed  I have work to do woman   Redditors Wife

thought he called my name turns out it was just a load fart

thought he called my name turns out it was just a load fart  Redditors Wife

I told him It was my birthday He said go make me a cake

I told him It was my birthday He said go make me a cake  Redditors Wife

I asked him to fix the water filter He stuck a drinking straw into it and said "nailed it"

I asked him to fix the water filter He stuck a drinking straw into it and said
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