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I ASKED HIM TO TAKE OUT THE NEWSPAPERS HE SAID THE CAT HASN'T SEEN THEM YET

I ASKED HIM TO TAKE OUT THE NEWSPAPERS HE SAID THE CAT HASN'T SEEN THEM YET Redditors Wife
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We just bought a $2000 Computer. He only uses it to play Dwarf Fortress

We just bought a $2000 Computer. He only uses it to play Dwarf Fortress Redditors Wife
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I tried to wake him up nicely He said to blow him instead

I tried to wake him up nicely He said to blow him instead Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted a divorce he said he needed to change his e-mail password

I told him I wanted a divorce he said he needed to change his e-mail password Redditors Wife
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i said the house is on Fire he said call Alicia Keys

i said the house is on Fire he said call Alicia Keys Redditors Wife
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I told him I couldn't remember the last time he said, "I love you." He said, "Time cloak."

I told him I couldn't remember the last time he said,
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I had multiple orgasms last night He got mad and shouted REPOST!

I had multiple orgasms last night He got mad and shouted REPOST! Redditors Wife
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I said I was excited for our sailing trip He told me he had decided to go with Archie and Boleslava instead

I said I was excited for our sailing trip He told me he had decided to go with Archie and Boleslava instead Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he wanted for dinner He said he wanted hungry

I asked him what he wanted for dinner He said he wanted hungry Redditors Wife
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I told him he made me orgasm he asked for redddit gold

I told him he made me orgasm he asked for redddit gold Redditors Wife
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