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i told we can do something dirty in the shower room he squirted shampoo in my eyes

i told we can do something dirty in the shower room he squirted shampoo in my eyes  Redditors Wife

I thought it was a real penis until he yelled CHUCK TESTA and slapped me with it

I thought it was a real penis until he yelled CHUCK TESTA and slapped me with it  Redditors Wife

"Shut Up! I just posted that pic of your head in the sink, Im waiting for karma"

Asked him about their future "I wonder how many new rage faces there will be then"

Asked him about their future

I asked him to spend time with me He said he was busy writing a code

I asked him to spend time with me He said he was busy writing a code  Redditors Wife

high score in pipe rider... doesn't want ugly wife to ride his pipe

high score in pipe rider... doesn't want ugly wife to ride his pipe  Redditors Wife

I asked him to get a job He said jumping over his chair was the first step

I asked him to get a job He said jumping over his chair was the first step  Redditors Wife

I handed him my ipad but all he said was, "where is angry birds?"

I handed him my ipad but all he said was,

His fart smelled so bad that i threw up He said "Achievement unlcoked"

His fart smelled so bad that i threw up He said

He always gets angry for more bacon all he has to do is ask

He always gets angry for more bacon all he has to do is ask  Redditors Wife
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