quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Redditors Wife

I asked my husband if we could have something more 'Christmassy' on the tv So he puts on fifa and played in snowy conditions

I asked my husband if we could have something more 'Christmassy' on the tv So he puts on fifa and played in snowy conditions Redditors Wife
add your own caption

212 shares

i asked him why he was looking people up on facebook he said he wanted to check if he accidentally banged any ex-girlfriend's moms

i asked him why he was looking people up on facebook he said he wanted to check if he accidentally banged any ex-girlfriend's moms Redditors Wife
add your own caption

212 shares

He made me just stand there And take pictures of him while he drank beer in the shower

He made me just stand there And take pictures of him while he drank beer in the shower Redditors Wife
add your own caption

211 shares

"If you want, we can go get you a decoy wallet in the morning." Don't need it. just ordered a taser sword.
add your own caption

211 shares

Treat men like shit and spit on their sacrifices Blame them when they go their own way

Treat men like shit and spit on their sacrifices Blame them when they go their own way Redditors Wife
add your own caption

211 shares

I told him 5 of my friends were killed in a car accident today he said "penta kill"

I told him 5 of my friends were killed in a car accident today he said
add your own caption

211 shares

I asked him if he wanted to take naked pictures of me he said no because i wasn't ridiculously photogenic

I asked him if he wanted to take naked pictures of me he said no because i wasn't ridiculously photogenic Redditors Wife
add your own caption

211 shares

He told me to go lie down in bed so he could walk on top of me

He told me to go lie down in bed so he could walk on top of me Redditors Wife
add your own caption

211 shares

He told me he craved sexual combat told the entire internet

He told me he craved sexual combat told the entire internet Redditors Wife
add your own caption

211 shares

I asked him if we could have sex he said "not in the mood, i ejaculated during my prostate exam".

I asked him if we could have sex he said
add your own caption

211 shares

Like us for More!