Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted ice cream now the freezer is full of bananas

I told him I wanted ice cream now the freezer is full of bananas  Redditors Wife

I told him i was getting wrinkles he told me to iron them out

I told him i was getting wrinkles he told me to iron them out  Redditors Wife

I yelled at him to come to bed He wrapped me up in a blanket and called me an angry caterpillar

I yelled at him to come to bed He wrapped me up in a blanket and called me an angry caterpillar  Redditors Wife

Told him a big storm was coming . . . He said to set up the ladder while he buys a metal rod

Told him a big storm was coming . . . He said to set up the ladder while he buys a metal rod  Redditors Wife

Wanted to have sex says he has to stop Kony by facebook

Wanted to have sex says he has to stop Kony by facebook  Redditors Wife

I WOKE UP COVERED IN PISS AND COLOGNE HE THOUGHT I DIDN'T NOTICE

I WOKE UP COVERED IN PISS AND COLOGNE HE THOUGHT I DIDN'T NOTICE  Redditors Wife

" Hey, can I..." "No..." "But I didn't event Fi..." " Just No!!!"

I told him we needed to pay off our debt He said he'll find us a tree to move into

I told him we needed to pay off our debt He said he'll find us a tree to move into  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could get a pet He told me to buy a bird bath

I asked if we could get a pet He told me to buy a bird bath  Redditors Wife

if you wont ask me for anything and constantly shut me out... what am i suppose to give?

if you wont ask me for anything and constantly shut me out... what am i suppose to give?  Redditors Wife
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