Redditors Wife

"Baby, come to bed" I'm waiting for Rio to retweet me!

i asked him why he is always on youtube he said to watch the amazing capndesdes

i asked him why he is always on youtube he said to watch the amazing capndesdes  Redditors Wife

He yelled FUS RO DAH Then came on my face

He yelled FUS RO DAH Then came on my face  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he said no thanks, mom just left

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he said no thanks, mom just left  Redditors Wife

why did you spend three hundred today? it wasn't me. it was Jake from State Farm

why did you spend three hundred today? it wasn't me. it was Jake from State Farm   Redditors Wife

The birthday poster he made had me in tears Instead of comforting me he bragged about it on reddit

The birthday poster he made had me in tears Instead of comforting me he bragged about it on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wants any coffee He told me to pee in it first

I asked him if he wants any coffee He told me to pee in it first  Redditors Wife

Made him a gift saying i love him more than he loves reddit POSTS GIFT ON REDDIT

Made him a gift saying i love him more than he loves reddit POSTS GIFT ON REDDIT  Redditors Wife

Want to go out tonight? Can't. Have to see if this guy gets shanked by a hobo

Want to go out tonight? Can't. Have to see if this guy gets shanked by a hobo  Redditors Wife

He put in years of work to get me to marry him. Now realizes he should be careful what he wishes for

He put in years of work to get me to marry him. Now realizes he should be careful what he wishes for  Redditors Wife
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