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Last night in bed he made me call him "Insanity Wolf"

Last night in bed he made me call him

I asked him to stop playing with his balls He said he was checking for ticks

I asked him to stop playing with his balls He said he was checking for ticks  Redditors Wife

Hey lets get naked and shower together! Nice try! You're not going to pee on this guy!

Hey lets get naked and shower together! Nice try! You're not going to pee on this guy!  Redditors Wife

My boyfriend and I had a serious conversation today He thinks I understand completely just because I said I did.

My boyfriend and I had a serious conversation today He thinks I understand completely just because I said I did.  Redditors Wife

I asked to take him out to a nice dinner he said not without his yelp t-shirt

I asked to take him out to a nice dinner he said not without his yelp t-shirt  Redditors Wife

she said the mind is more important than the look lol ugly bitch

she said the mind is more important than the look lol ugly bitch  Redditors Wife

I told him that i was gonna buy the xbox one he said i better start buying the VHS for our new VCR one

I told him that i was gonna buy the xbox one he said i better start buying the VHS for our new VCR one  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex I don't know where he got those sweet new techniques

I asked him to have sex I don't know where he got those sweet new techniques  Redditors Wife

He got called a hipster at a reddit meetup and came home crying like a little girl

He got called a hipster at a reddit meetup and came home crying like a little girl  Redditors Wife

I told him the toilet was clogged He handed me a sock

I told him the toilet was clogged He handed me a sock  Redditors Wife
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