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I broke our TV He told me to ask help on Reddit

I broke our TV He told me to
ask help on Reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked if he was happy to see me. he said it is just the crease in his jeans.

I asked if he was happy to see me. he said it is just the crease in his jeans.  Redditors Wife

he looked straight into my eyes for 6 seconds turns out he wanted to murder me

he looked straight into my eyes for 6 seconds turns out he wanted to murder me  Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed He said he was editing a book

I told him to come to bed He said he was editing a book  Redditors Wife

I told him I'd do anything for him He asked me to shit on his chest

I told him I'd do anything for him He asked me to shit on his chest  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he treasured our kids he told me to get a shovel and gave me a map

I asked him if he treasured our kids he told me to get a shovel and gave me a map  Redditors Wife

HE FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH AND I GOT ONTO TO HIM ABOUT IT he said: "LOL U MAD?"

HE FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH AND I GOT ONTO TO HIM ABOUT IT  he said:

I told him I was in the mood for pizza tonight he brought home a giant pokeball

I told him I was in the mood for pizza tonight he brought home a giant pokeball  Redditors Wife

this meme fucking sucks

this meme fucking sucks  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted to get a puppy he just mumbled something about a "lobsterdog"

i asked him if he wanted to get a puppy he just mumbled something about a
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