Redditors Wife

I asked if he would put my hair in a ponytail he asked where the vacuum cleaner was

I asked if he would put my hair in a ponytail he asked where the vacuum cleaner was  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said no, its not an old bank

I asked him to come to bed he said no, its not an old bank  Redditors Wife

   Redditors Wife

I told him dinner was ready he told me to put on a low cut top

I told him dinner was ready he told me to put on a low cut top  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a handjob he said grab the shampoo bottle

I asked him if he wanted a handjob he said grab the shampoo bottle  Redditors Wife

He said im in the friendzone because we're married on facebook

He said im in the friendzone because we're married on facebook  Redditors Wife

Luther College Memes page created There goes my wednesday night

Luther College Memes page created There goes my wednesday night  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a cup of coffee He asked me if it was owl themed

I asked him if he wanted a cup of coffee He asked me if it was owl themed  Redditors Wife

A redditors wife is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, The redditor husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really nee

A redditors wife is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. 
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 

 The redditor husband replies,
'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really nee  Redditors Wife

"Are you coming to bed, hon?" "GO AWAY! I'M WATCHING JORDAN POWELL REVIEWS!"

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