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i asked him where the dog was he said he had to raise someone a dog in the fridge

i asked him where the dog was he said he had to raise someone a dog in the fridge  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted me to S his D He banned me from the house for not G-ing his G

I asked him if he wanted me to S his D He banned me from the house for not G-ing his G  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the condoms were he said, "time to go on a scavenger hunt"

I asked him where the condoms were he said,

I caught him crapping in the toilet tank he shouted "The goose is loooooooose!!"

I caught him crapping in the toilet tank he  shouted

He talks to me even less after his therapy hours with dr. wadsworth

He talks to me even less after his therapy hours with dr. wadsworth  Redditors Wife

I told him my cousin from liverpool was coming to visit for a week he said he's not letting that british scum into our house

I told him my cousin from liverpool was coming to visit for a week he said he's not letting that british scum into our house  Redditors Wife

I told him to buy dinner He came back with a papaya

I told him to buy dinner He came back with a papaya  Redditors Wife

Offer to spin on his dick during sex Says he'll just use the fan

Offer to spin on his dick during sex Says he'll just use the fan  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a love Haiku he's too busy counting the syllables

I wrote him a love Haiku he's too busy counting the syllables   Redditors Wife

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said get your mom

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said get your mom   Redditors Wife
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