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i asked hime if he wanted his steak rare he said "even more rare than steak...Maltese tiger."

i asked hime if he wanted his steak rare he said

Asked if he wanted to play a game. He poked my crotch and yelled "point!"

Asked if he wanted to play a game. He poked my crotch and yelled

I told him that we have mice he told me to get the vegetable Oil

I told him that we have mice he told me to get the vegetable Oil  Redditors Wife

Wanted to go down on him He said he already bought me make up remover

Wanted to go down on him He said he already bought me make up remover  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to go for a walk he told me to look for an abandoned house and get back to him

I asked if he wanted to go for a walk he told me to look for an abandoned house and get back  to him  Redditors Wife

I asked how his Friday was going He said he resigned from this soul-sucking marriage

I asked how his Friday was going He said he resigned from this soul-sucking marriage  Redditors Wife

I thought he bought me doughnuts for my birthday They were filled with mayo

I thought he bought me doughnuts for my birthday They were filled with mayo  Redditors Wife

Tells me i need to buy new pyjamas runs internet on G3 iMac

Tells me i need to buy new pyjamas runs internet on G3 iMac  Redditors Wife

I got him the Avenger controllers he wanted for Xmas He burned them this morning

I got him the Avenger controllers he wanted for Xmas He burned them this morning  Redditors Wife

He collected a fight we had over email Made it go viral on Penny Arcade

He collected a fight we had over email Made it go viral on Penny Arcade  Redditors Wife
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