Redditors Wife

"i hope your not basing these ggg memes on yourself. you're kind of a bastard, really." [types] "ggg's wife is a pain-in-the-ass" "he keeps it to himself, though"

introduces me to his friends as mrs le derpette

introduces me to his friends as mrs le derpette  Redditors Wife

Honey, Where's your baby album? Oh no special reason....

Honey, 
Where's your baby album? Oh no special reason....  Redditors Wife

I asked him what was that noise I heard a few seconds ago He said "It was the universe fucktupling in size."

I asked him what was that noise I heard a few seconds ago He said

I told him I wanted an anal massage He said he lost the how-to video in a box on the street

I told him I wanted an anal massage He said he lost the how-to video in a box on the street  Redditors Wife

I asked him how work was today. He said he shat his pants.

I asked him 
how work was today. He said 
he shat his pants.  Redditors Wife

Tiny, can you please come to bed now? The appeal was denied... shutup bitch i got bullied in #vitprac

Tiny, can you please come to bed now? The appeal was denied... shutup bitch i got bullied in #vitprac  Redditors Wife

I told him I was cheating on him with ridiculous photogenic guy He told me he was jealous

I told him I was cheating on him with ridiculous photogenic guy He told me he was jealous   Redditors Wife

I asked why he doesn't take me out anymore He said, "Ain't nobody got time for that"

I asked why he doesn't take me out anymore He said,

i asked him for more love and attention he said i should get 60% of my lung removed

i asked him for more love and attention he said i should get 60% of my lung removed   Redditors Wife
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