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I told him I couldn't finish the laundry He mumbled "come on CERN"

I told him I couldn't finish the laundry He mumbled

I asked Rob if he loved me he just shouted "5 second rule!"

I asked Rob if he loved me he just shouted

said something romantic to him he turned it into a rage comic

said something romantic to him he turned it into a rage comic   Redditors Wife

bisco is in town watches phish stream instead

bisco is in town watches phish stream instead  Redditors Wife

tried to make sap and slowpoke memes he said "you're doing it wrong"

tried to make sap and slowpoke memes he said

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said get the cheese wheel out of the fridge. I want to try something first

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said get the cheese wheel out of the fridge.  I want to try something first  Redditors Wife

i asked him how much chicken he wanted for dinner. he said an Australian sized breast.

i asked him how much chicken he wanted for dinner. he said an Australian sized breast.  Redditors Wife

when i asked him for dolce & gabbana sunglasses for my birthday and he bought a $5 pair from the drug store instead, he said "don't you know they're all the same"

when i asked him for dolce & gabbana sunglasses for my birthday and he bought a $5 pair from the drug store instead, he said

I caught him cheating on me then he said something about jelly

I caught him cheating on me then he said something about jelly  Redditors Wife

Whatever was just on the front page

Whatever was just on the front page  Redditors Wife
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