Redditors Wife

i said i wanted soda he tied balloons to two bottles to compare the gas released

i said i wanted soda he tied balloons to two bottles to compare the gas released  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to have sex, but we're out of condoms "Do we have any CD's?"

I said I wanted to have sex, but we're out of condoms

I told him I would do anything he wanted tonight He put the camera flash down my throat

I told him I would do anything he wanted tonight He put the camera flash down my throat  Redditors Wife

Told him about my sister's newborn he said "Cool story" and called me his bro

Told him about my sister's newborn he said

I asked him where the ice cream was. He asked if we had any apples left.

I asked him where the ice cream was. He asked if we had any apples left.  Redditors Wife

I tod him i wanted to make a difference he told me to vote or shut the fuck up

I tod him i wanted to make a difference he told me to vote or shut the fuck up  Redditors Wife

he has a problem he sits infront of a computer at a weird angle

he has a problem he sits infront of a computer at a weird angle  Redditors Wife

i caught him googling the most disturbing, wtf images i've ever seen he said he was "going back to his roots"

i caught him googling the most disturbing, wtf images i've ever seen he said he was

"I'M PREGNANT" "I HOPE IT'S A CAT-I need that karma on Reddit"

I asked him to come to bed He said "after I finish this redditors wife post"

I asked him to come to bed He said
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