Redditors Wife

"honey, i think i'm gaining some weight" "good, gain more and piss me off so i can post it on reddit"

I asked him if he wanted steak or chicken for dinner He said 'yes'

I asked him if he wanted steak or chicken for dinner He said 'yes'  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom He said we'd need a towel, some electrical tape, and a condom.

I said I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom He said we'd need a towel, some electrical tape, and a condom.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take the kids to the playground He said the tire swing wanted to make their heads explode

I asked him to take the kids to the playground He said the tire swing wanted to make their heads explode  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM i couldn't sleep he said I should try jerking off. it works for him.

I TOLD HIM i couldn't sleep he said I should try jerking off. it works for him.  Redditors Wife

Que tiene Grisel Mamery Que no tenga yo?

Que tiene Grisel Mamery Que no tenga yo?  Redditors Wife

i missed the original joke

i missed the original joke  Redditors Wife

I said I want to try something new tonight He said he had to enter it into the search box first.

I said I want to try something new tonight He said he had to enter it into the search box first.  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could play xbox together he said get your own tv and system

I asked if we could play xbox together he said get your own tv and system  Redditors Wife

I asked why he was making me drive him everywhere He said "The jig is up, the racoon ratted you out"

I asked why he was making me drive him everywhere He said
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