Redditors Wife

I said "over my dead body!" He said that's where he'd put the dog

I said

I asked if he wanted to have Sex He Asked: Do we have any unopened jars of peanut butter?

I asked if he wanted to have Sex He Asked: Do we have any unopened jars of peanut butter?  Redditors Wife

I asked when he is coming to sleep he said once he gets enough karma points

I asked when he is coming to sleep he said once he gets enough karma points  Redditors Wife

i told him that reddit was going down He said "Don't get any ideas."

i told him that reddit was going down He said

I came into the computer room of my husband I saw spiders, so many spiders

I came into the computer room of my husband I saw spiders, so many spiders  Redditors Wife

I asked him to change the baby's diaper he said he was waiting for success kid to change himself

I asked him to change the baby's diaper he said he was waiting for success kid to change himself  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was spending so much time on facebook. He said "i'm making an awesome timeline picture"

I asked him why he was spending so much time on facebook. He said

Honey is that you? Shew! I was afraid it might be batman

Honey is that you? Shew!  I was afraid it might be batman  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a love note he down voted it

I wrote him a love note he down voted it  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted anything from the grocery store he just muttered something about pickles and bananas

I asked him if he wanted anything from the grocery store he just muttered something about pickles and bananas  Redditors Wife
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