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Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed. He said get the whip cream and bend over.

Asked him to come to bed. He said get the whip cream and bend over. Redditors Wife
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I thought if I paid for a month of redditGold he would love me more what the fuck was i thinking??!

I thought if I paid for a month of redditGold he would love me more what the fuck was i thinking??! Redditors Wife
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I told him we should renew our vows He said it's hard to find old quarters

I told him we should renew our vows He said it's hard to find old quarters Redditors Wife
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I told him to stop being a vegetable during sex He said "but I love pizza"

I told him to stop being a vegetable during sex He said
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I asked him why he wasn't wearing his ring he said he jumps too many fences

I asked him why he wasn't wearing his ring he said he jumps too many fences Redditors Wife
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I asked him to put up new wallpaper in the hallway Only if it's pictures our guests can colour-in

I asked him to put up new wallpaper in the hallway Only if it's pictures our guests can colour-in Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to shower together he said showering together is a PR stunt by water companies

I asked him if he wanted to shower together he said showering together is a PR stunt by water companies Redditors Wife
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found him rubbing sandpaper on his wrist he said he needed to look like a true gamer

found him rubbing sandpaper on his wrist he said he needed to look like a true gamer Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he was coming to dinner HE said do we have any giant forks or spoons

I asked him if he was coming to dinner HE said do we have any giant forks or spoons Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted to have sex He told me to grab a parachute "We're going skydiving"

I told him I wanted to have sex He told me to grab a parachute
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