Redditors Wife

mom said quit laughing and shut the computer off I've got school in the morning bobby, god. You're such a loser.

mom said quit laughing and shut the computer off I've got school in the morning bobby, god. You're such a loser.  Redditors Wife

He drew a chalk penis on the sidewalk Told everyone the neighbor kid drew a seal

He drew a chalk penis on the sidewalk Told everyone the neighbor kid drew a seal  Redditors Wife

i wish i could be a sheltering suburban mother instead of reditor's wife

i wish i could be a sheltering suburban mother instead of reditor's wife  Redditors Wife

He posted my nudes on r/gonewild they got downvoted...

He posted my nudes on r/gonewild they got downvoted...  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to go out for a fun night on the town He gave me a can of purple drank, and told me to ask him again in an hour

I asked if he wanted to go out for a fun night on the town He gave me a can of purple drank, and told me to ask him again in an hour  Redditors Wife

I told him I was molested by my father He said it bearly matters

I told him I was molested by my father He said it bearly matters  Redditors Wife

Asked him to share the results of his sperm analysis He said NOPE! Chuck Testes

Asked him to share the results of his sperm analysis He said 
NOPE! Chuck Testes   Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex with me tonight He just said OP someone else

I asked him to have sex with me tonight He just said OP someone else   Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted grilled cheese he bought a toaster

I told him I wanted grilled cheese he bought a toaster  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a bottle opener for my beer He gave me a piece of paper

I asked him for a bottle opener for my beer He gave me a piece of paper  Redditors Wife
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