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i asked him he'd made the front page yet he said one upvote for finally caring

i asked him he'd made the front page yet he said one upvote for finally caring  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a divorce He said we would need to talk to a dog

I told him I wanted a divorce He said we would need to talk to a dog  Redditors Wife

I told him I was taking new fertility medication he mumbled "fertiliderp doesn't work that way"

I told him I was taking new fertility medication he mumbled

I asked him if he had any name suggestions for our upcoming child He said: "why not Zoidberg?"

I asked him if he had any name suggestions for our upcoming child He said:

he stays up late working every night sends me reddit links all day

he stays up late working every night sends me reddit links all day  Redditors Wife

I asked him what happened to our knife He responded, "Salami: 1"

I asked him what happened to our knife He responded,

I asked him to come to bed he said he was looking for secret rooms in the house

I asked him to come to bed he said he was looking for secret rooms in the house  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wants to play footsie Says my feet are too normal

Asked if he wants to play footsie Says my feet are too normal  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to watch seinfeld with me He said it was a repost

I asked him if he wanted to watch seinfeld with me He said it was a repost  Redditors Wife

i said something about megyn kelly He responded in accordance with the latest meme

i said something about megyn kelly He responded in accordance with the latest meme  Redditors Wife
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