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Ask him for a christmas tree He comes back with a car full of mountain dew

Ask him for a christmas tree He comes back with a car full of mountain dew  Redditors Wife

I told him that i was raped and I want to talk about it He said he's already heard enough stories about rape

I told him that i was raped and I want to talk about it He said he's already heard enough stories about rape  Redditors Wife

I asked him about a russian civil war He mumbled something about duck herpes

I asked him about a russian civil war He mumbled something about duck herpes  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he wasn't in the mood for sex he said he had just gotten home from barnes & noble

i asked him why he wasn't in the mood for sex he said he had just gotten home from barnes & noble  Redditors Wife

Texted him for sex He asked Reddit what to do

Texted him for sex He asked Reddit what to do  Redditors Wife

he should be doing something better with his phd

he should be doing something better with his phd  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he believed in god He said he loved our dog

I asked him if he believed in god He said he loved our dog  Redditors Wife

I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before... You're wearing fucking pajamas

I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before... You're wearing fucking pajamas  Redditors Wife

I told him I'm not happy He put his hands in my mouth and then stretched it

I told him I'm not happy He put his hands in my mouth and then stretched it  Redditors Wife

I accidentally spilled flour on the cat he called me a karma whore

I accidentally spilled flour on the cat he called me a karma whore  Redditors Wife
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