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Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was doing on the roof naked in a thunderstorm with his Laptop He told me he was trying to download the rain.

I asked him what he was doing on the roof naked in a thunderstorm with his Laptop He told me he was trying to download the rain. Redditors Wife
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"Are you coming to bed?" Not 'till 8 am
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I told him I was ready to try something new He asked Banana or Pickle?

I told him I was ready to try something new He asked Banana or Pickle? Redditors Wife
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I told him I can't have sex because of a headache He gave me Vitamin D and Wellbutrin XL

I told him I can't have sex because of a headache He gave me Vitamin D and Wellbutrin XL Redditors Wife
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Thinking about committing suicide LOL Rage quit much.

Thinking about committing suicide LOL Rage quit much. Redditors Wife
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I want to get dinner he wont go unless all the workers there are deaf

I want to get dinner he wont go unless all the workers there are deaf Redditors Wife
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"I asked him to have sex with me" "Sorry,but my princess is in another castle"
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Tried to give him a hug He wanted to shake hands

Tried to give him a hug He wanted to shake hands Redditors Wife
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I told him I liked a colorful and cheerful house Everything in the house is blue

I told him I liked a colorful and cheerful house Everything in the house is blue Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "I'm not a pedo"

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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