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Can I have a Christmas present a few days early? Hold on, gotta grab my welding kit

Can I have a Christmas present a few days early? Hold on, gotta grab my welding kit  Redditors Wife

Our son can't masturbate He says to go jerk him off, and that it's okay if it gets out of hand.

Our son can't masturbate He says to go jerk him off, and that it's okay if it gets out of hand.  Redditors Wife

he told me he found jesus then he showed me a picture of a dog's butt hole

he told me he found jesus then he showed me a picture of a dog's butt hole  Redditors Wife

I told him I have cancer "I'll check the fridge"

I told him I have cancer

I mouthed "I love you" to him He mouthed "Vacuum pizzas"

I mouthed

he thinks i don't know but i know he's stealth faping with his left hand

he thinks i don't know but i know he's stealth faping with his left hand  Redditors Wife

At 2 am he asked me to make him some chili He got mad when I used the packaged kind

At 2 am he asked me to make him some chili He got mad when I used the packaged kind  Redditors Wife

Whenever we g I always end up

Whenever we g I always end up   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he is playing games on the computer He told me not to be a cunt like that awful alyssa

I asked him if he is playing games on the computer He told me not to be a cunt like that awful alyssa  Redditors Wife

I Asked him to clean up his mess He said he was painting it

I Asked him to clean up his mess He said he was painting it  Redditors Wife
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