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I told Him I couldn't remember the last time we were happy he told me doorways cause memory lapses

I told Him I couldn't remember the last time we were happy he told me doorways
 cause memory lapses  Redditors Wife

I tried to show him an interesting article on wikipedia he said he doesn't support the wiccans

I tried to show him an interesting article on wikipedia he said he doesn't support the wiccans  Redditors Wife

He told me to type some words over a meme So he could get some Karma

He told me to type some words over a meme So he could get some Karma  Redditors Wife

i said i really missed him while he was hitting shows this weekend he said: couch tour bitches!!!

i said i really missed him while he was hitting shows this weekend he said: couch tour bitches!!!  Redditors Wife

I told him to surprise me when planning our vacation He told me to grab an instrument because we're going freight train hopping

I told him to surprise me when planning our vacation He told me to grab an instrument because we're going freight train hopping  Redditors Wife

Gave him a Blowjob "MEGUSTA" was his only response

Gave him a Blowjob

He wants a divorce and the ring says he would rather have a motorcycle

He wants a divorce and the ring says he would rather have a motorcycle  Redditors Wife

I asked him to check the circuit breaker He said "I'm good with my power strip"

I asked him to check the circuit breaker He said

I asked if we could see a romantic comedy He put on a 11 year old Halloween special from Snick

I asked if we could see a romantic comedy He put on a 11 year old Halloween special from Snick  Redditors Wife

i gave my number away to his russian friend.

i gave my number away to his russian friend.  Redditors Wife
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