Redditors Wife

Says she cleaned the kitchen up he tells her she should have cleaned all the things.

Says she cleaned the kitchen up he tells her she should have cleaned all the things.  Redditors Wife

When he goes to bed... I'm fucking burning Reddit to the ground.

When he goes to bed... I'm fucking burning Reddit to the ground.  Redditors Wife

Asked him what we should be for halloween this year as a couple he said "A Penis"

Asked him what we should be for halloween this year as a couple he said

Asks him if he wants to grab a burger Says he wants to shop at toaster instead

Asks him if he wants to grab a burger Says he wants to shop at toaster instead  Redditors Wife

She asked where he would like to go on vacation he said he really wanted to fist denmark

She asked where he would like to go on vacation he said he really wanted to fist denmark  Redditors Wife

why are you still looking at car parts? because mustang

why are you still looking at car parts? because mustang    Redditors Wife

i told him i broke a glass he told me to grab a piece of bread

i told him i broke a glass he told me to grab a piece of bread  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said he has to keep checking if this dancer's moves match his music library

I asked him to come to bed he said he has to keep checking if this dancer's moves match his music library  Redditors Wife

I told him to look for a used car in the paper He said he needed to go buy some crickets

I told him to look for a used car in the paper He said he needed to go buy some crickets  Redditors Wife

I sent him a 9gag link He blocked me on facebook

I sent him a 9gag link He blocked me on facebook  Redditors Wife
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