Redditors Wife

I accept his egg-based marriage proposal Spends rest of night browsing reddit

I accept his egg-based marriage proposal Spends rest of night browsing reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him where our son went in the middle of the night He said he had him kidnapped and sent to a youth wilderness program

I asked him where our son went in the middle of the night He said he had him kidnapped and sent to a youth wilderness program  Redditors Wife

Want to see my boobs? Your bra size is wrong by two sizes.

Want to see my boobs? Your bra size is wrong by two sizes.  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to have sex he asked if i was willing to be his main girl Caption 3 goes here

I told him I wanted to have sex he asked if i was willing to be his main girl Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was doing he said ordering your replacement

I asked him what he was doing he said ordering your replacement  Redditors Wife

We almost went to Andyman's Open Mic at Geez'l Pete's but he played on Facebook all night instead

We almost went to Andyman's Open Mic at Geez'l Pete's but he played on Facebook all night instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him where our cds are he said he poured water on them for karma

I asked him where our cds are he said he poured water on them for karma  Redditors Wife

I told to him to put our daughters hair in a pony tail he said to get the vacuum

I told to him to put our daughters hair in a pony tail he said to get the vacuum  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he doesn't touch me he said show me your petting chart

I asked him why he doesn't touch me he said show me your petting chart  Redditors Wife

I told him I was feeling down He said kiss my armpits

I told him I was feeling down He said kiss my armpits  Redditors Wife
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