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I asked him if he wanted to go skinny dipping He said he was banned from the pool

I asked him if he wanted to go skinny dipping He said he was banned from the pool  Redditors Wife

His dad just died a tornado Perhaps he should be helping his family instead of doing an AMA

His dad just died a tornado Perhaps he should be helping his family instead of doing an AMA   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he could get me one of those ... he said, "All the things!"

I asked him if he could get me one of those ... he said,

Worked hard to knit him a special gift He told me to make more and sell them because he had a $400 farting charge to pay off

Worked hard to knit him a special gift He told me to make more and sell them because he had a $400 farting charge to pay off  Redditors Wife

Tim stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even winning gold

Tim stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even winning gold  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to hold hands He called our marriage a "scumbag"

I asked him if he wanted to hold hands He called our marriage a

I asked him if that was a racoon outside He said nope Chuck Testa

I asked him if that was a racoon outside He said nope Chuck Testa  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a new dress he told me he spent his money on a new fork

I asked him for a new dress he told me he spent his money on a new fork  Redditors Wife

Asks what he is doing "Getting some Orange Juice"

Asks what he is doing

I asked him why he masterbates so much He replied "to get rid of a headache"

I asked him why he masterbates so much He replied
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